Leonardo Dicaprio (lionmanleo) wrote,
Leonardo Dicaprio


Holy shit! I just realised that it's February! Crap... what do I have to do this month? a lot? I hope not. Wow, that rhymed! Let's do dis a double time! Aw yeah!

For the last few days I've been thinking it was still January! Shit! I guess I kind of lost track of time. That's one problem with cutting yourself off from the world, I guess.

I cut myself shaving and when I put the after-shave on it stung like a son of a bitch. That stuff should be illegal or something. It stinks like shit or something. Which totally reminds me of this one time I was at this nightclub last month and I had to use the toilet and let's just say someone had taken a crap and hadn't flushed, so I flushed it and it started to overflow. And that was the only toilet. They didn't even have one of those cool ones with a bunch of stalls or anything. So I had to get the janitor and he thought that I had laid the crap and gave me this look. God, I was fucking pissed. All I wanting to do was take a leak, but anyways.

Anyways, that's my crass story for the day, y'all.

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